Oh Say Can You Say? is a children's book written and illustrated by Theodor Geisel under the pen name Dr. Seuss, and published in 1979 by Random House. It is a collection of 25 tongue-twisters such as "Oh my brothers! Oh my sisters! These are Terrible Tongue Twisters!" It was Dr. Seuss's last beginner book.

This book was also used in the Beginner Book Video Series along with Hop on Pop and Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!. It was read by Miranda Richardson for HarperCollins along with Scrambled Eggs Super!Horton Hatches the Egg and The Sneetches and Other Stories.

Plot Edit

Hooey the Parrot Edit

In the first tongue twister, Hooey the parrot reads the book of "Oh Say Can You Say" and states that the words in it are all phooey, and when one says them, one's lips will make slips and backflips, and one's tongues may end up in St. Louie.

Fresh, Fresher, Freshest Edit

In the second one, a diner owner Finney sells 3 platters of fish which are fresh, fresher, and freshest to which he considers French-fried.

Dinn's Shin Edit

In the third one, a skeletal Apatosaurus Dinn at a museum loses his left front shinbones, but with his handy shinbone pin bin, Pinner Blinn appears and fixes Dinn up by pinning his shinbones right back in.

Bed Spreader, Bread Spreader Edit

In the fourth one, while a bed spreader spreads his bedspread on his bed, a bread spreader spreads butter on slices of bread. However, if the bed spreader doesn't pay attention to how he's doing so, the bread spreader ends up buttering his entire bedding when he's covered by his bedspread.

Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes Edit

In the fifth one, a hungry monkey sits on a palm tree wolfing down a plate of green grape cakes and states that the keener keen apes are to gobble the cakes which are GREAT!

See What I Say Edit

In the sixth one, a dog-like creature, resembling Marvin K. Mooney, looks in his hand-held mirror and sees what he says and then just says what he sees.

Let's Talk About Money Edit

In the seventh one, a man should leave his pet called a Grox home when he travels by air. However, if he takes him with him, they doubly charge costs, and he must pack up and lock up the Grox in a Grox box which costs much, much more than any fox boxes. So, to fly with his foxes, it's a lot cheaper than spend a lot of money on boxes for Groxes.

Thimble or Shingle Edit

In the eighth one, the dog-like creature asks one which will cost more and to choose between a thimble and a shingle.

Eat at Skipper Zipp's Edit

In the ninth one, Skipper Zipp invites his customers to lunch at his ship called "Skipper Zipp's Clipper Ship Chip Chop Shop" where he serves delicious pork chops and crispy potato chips.

Fuddnuddlers Edit

In the tenth one, the Fuddnuddler Brothers (consisting of Bipper, Bud, Skipper, Jipper, Jeffery, Jud, Horatio, Horace, Hendrix, Hud, Dinwoodie, Dinty, Dud, Fitzsimmon, Fredrick, Fud, Slinky, Stinky, Stuart, and Stud), piling up on each other's head, stand on top of his brother Lud. However, a dog watches as Lud sneezes, and his name will be mud when he apparently falls down.

Quack Quack Edit

In the eleventh one, a couple of colorful ducks (blue and black) quack at each other.

Schnack Edit

In the twelfth one, the dog-like creature, carrying a creature called a Schnack in his backpack, lives in a shack that's got cracks and a smokestack.

West Beast, East Beast Edit

In the thirteenth one, a boy on an uncharted island chooses between a couple of giant beasts sitting, pouting, on each side of the beach which will be the best one ever yet. Then, he picked the West which seems to be the best, much to the East's disappointment.

Pete Pats Pigs Edit

In the fourteenth one, Pete Briggs the pig keeper pats every single pig until after he gets done with them, he puts them away in their pigpen.

Fritz Food, Fred Food Edit

In the fifteenth one, Fritz, resembling Mr. Brown from Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?, feeds some green morsels to his dog Fred, and Fred feeds some orange ones to Fritz.

How to Tell a Klotz From a Glotz Edit

In the sixteenth one, a boy, peering through a spyglass, looks up at a couple of deer-like creatures known as a Glotz (with spots) and a Klotz (with dots). The dots on a Klotz are said to be exactly the same size as the spots on a Glotz.

What Would You Rather Be When You Grow Up? Edit

In the seventeenth one, there are a trio of dog-like creatures (a police officer, a cupcake baker, and a pancake maker) as one's asked what occupation will become and to choose between the police officer in a cap, the cupcake baker in a baker hat, and the pancake maker in a pancake-like cap which is a shape of a beret. Otherwise, if not as another one shows up which is a captain soldier in a weird-looking cap, then one will probably like that of his.

More About Blinn Edit

In the eighteenth one, as a sequel to "Dinn's Shin", Pinner Blinn goes home exhausted from work, and when he gets plenty of rest, his twin sons play violins to play their father a lullaby thereby putting him to sleep.

Gretchen von Schwinn Edit

In the nineteenth one, a young blonde Gretchen von Schwinn of Berlin walks down the street with her 6-stringed tin mandolin with mechanical legs.

Rope Soap, Hoop Soap Edit

In the twentieth one, with "Skrope" rope detergent, a lady creature scrubs a stain off a rope that the dog-like creature is holding. As for "Skrope", its slogan says, "Skrope is so strong that no rope is too long." On the next one, he holds a giant red hoop with stains just before she pours "Soapy Cooper's Super Souped-Up Hoop Soak Suds" hoop detergent into a giant vat to dissolve the stubborn stains off of it which will be squeaky clean.

Merry Christmas Mush Edit

In the twenty-first one, at Christmas brunch, Santa Claus serves a boy and his dog a bowl full of sickening green mush, much to their disgust.

And Speaking of Christmas.... (Jim) Edit

In the twenty-second one, the boy sees his father Jim floating in the water, wearing a pair of swim fins which is his perfect Christmas gift.

Dwight Edit

In the twenty-third one, a man (and one's father) named Dwight, outside at night, looks at some birds with a Bright Dwight Bird Flight Night Sight Light on his head which is his Christmas gift, also.

But Never Give Your Daddy a Walrus Edit

In the twenty-fourth one, a blonde girl brings her father a walrus which is a bad and worse pet even yet. The walrus with his tough, rough, wet whiskers whispers something to his ear which really burns red hot.

The Storm Starts (Final Tongue Twister from Hooey) Edit

In the twenty-fifth and final one, Hooey, is walking tired, declares that's almost enough of those silly tongue twisters for one simple day. And he also says that there's one more left to go just before one's done: There he is, holding beneath his umbrella, in a thunderstorm when the raindrops start pouring, and when it stops, so does the storm.